Postcard from Leoncia

I was talking to my friend about a conversation I had with someone on a certain subject and she became excited and chnged the lyrics of 2 songs!!
Here it is :

         *  i gt this feeling.....woooooooooo....whooooooooooooo...dat tonight jeanie will have a sex night!dat tonight jeanie will have a sex night!dat tonight jeanie will have a sex SEX SEXYnight!(in your dreams i mean..ur fantasy dream...haha)

That was the first song she changed the lyrics..which is B.E.P's I've Got a Feeling. Now the next:

           *  horny horny horny is so naughty in a rich man's world

That was the other song by Abba which she changed..

        I think this is one of the most interesting answers that my mp3 came up with for these questions, and some of the answers really seem as if they're the right answer.. :)

RULES:
1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on SHUFFLE.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.


IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY?
Can't Stop

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
You Found Me

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Everything

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Have You Ever Really Loved a Woman

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Beautiful

WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO?
Dust

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Nothing Left To Say

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
The Only Night

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Sunrise Comes Too Soon

WHAT IS 2 + 2?
Love For A Child

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
I'll Be There

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Follow The Map

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Coyotes

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Sweet Dreams

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
All These Things That I've Done

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
I Still Ain't Over You

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Butterfly

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
Dirty Diana

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Love Comes

WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?
Who Says

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Part-Time Lover

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
I've Got A Crush On You


*Hence the title 'Ive got a crush on you' :)

      "Sex is a way of life."
                                      -Ashley Michelle-
   
      "Lose your virginity as early as you can,
                         no point keeping it."
                                                          -Ruth Naomi-

     "Homosexuals makes me high."
                                                        -Ashley Michelle-

     "Which ever God of the universe."
                                                       -Ruth Naomi-

     "Jeanie intoxicated me with liquor chocolate,
          will defence of intoxication apply to what I'm
        about to do?"
                                                      -Ruth Naomi-

                                    
                              There is a river
                                   
                                    That crawls, lonely
                             
                            Through muddy sand,
                                 
                                           Steady, slowly
                                 
                        It does not course
                              
                                           Or rage or roar.
                                     
                            It does not fight
                                  
                                            Gravity's war
                                     
                              And I met you there
                                
                                                Years ago
                                     
                          Your feet pressed in
                                 
                                       The dying flow

                               My dark haired girl
   
                                       Of only ten
                               
                                And me eleven
              
                                        Way back when

                          We built along
 
                                    The soft brown shore

                              A million castles

                                     That stand no more.


                             

       *
 Pick a park
         Pick a tree
   Pick a bench
 Then stick yourself down
                and
  Begin your concentration..
                      *


                                                    *
                                    A fly with flue flew
                                         in and when I cought the
                                   fly I caught the flue as well.
                                                      *

                     Exhaust fumes
                                 Cigarette smoke
             After work body stench
                           It would be really pleasant
                     If they could all smell like flowers or plants..

   Vehicles letting out fumes smelling of fresh cut grass..
       Second hand smoke from cigarettes smelling of roses..
After work body stench, people's arm pits smelling like cranberries, or for the male arm pits smelling like the ocean..
 
             Then there would be NOT be high chances of people who inhale exhaust fumes because they walk in the city a lot, and and those who inhale second hand smoke from cigarettes, from getting lung cancer..

     And also then people wouldn't dread getting into a full train or bus after work..  :)

Morning - went to college although class was only at 1 p.m. - sat in the 2nd floor - read newspaper - reading public law - was alone at the table - girl came asked if she could sit with me - i said yea sure - she took her bag and sat with me - she read the newspaper first - i was reading and underlining my notes - then she started taking out her books - table started shaking because it was unstable - i was angry not at her but angry because i couldn't understand what i was reading (my ear phones were plugged in) - i threw my pen down - i think she thought that i was angry with her and she moved to the next table - felt very guilty but being me i didn't make any initiative to talk to her or say sorry - Feeling Very Very Guilty -

  = Girl, I'm Very Sorry..
        (though i know you'll never read this)

Was in criminal class few days back and we were doing a question on someone supplying drugs..i got lost half way through the discussion and this is what i ended up with..

                                : Supplied drugs.
                                : Who supplied?
                                : He did. I'm dying, I think.
                                  Can you tell me if I am?
                                : You took the drugs! You deserve to die! Yes.
                                   I can tell. your voice is changing, now it sounds
                                   lifeless.

                                                            *

                          : Do you know who you are?
                          : Yea, I do. Don't I?
                             Think! My identity?

                                                              *

After reading what i wrote..this is what i have to say to myself..
  "Sick girl! Better admit yourself in the psychiatric ward!! "